puzzle one hundred and five: et tu 3d

if you look at this puzzle like a magic eye picture you can see this puzzle in full 3d! ("in" clues are under the applet, check the puzzle info for 3d instructions)

puzzle one hundred and four: new york times, tuesday, april 4, 2034

a source on the inside has uncovered this puzzle that the new york times will be running in 13 years. this is an et tu exclusive. i've added labels in square brackets for extra information needed to solve the puzzle.

puzzle one hundred and three: certified fresh

i filled this grid with some of my freshest entries and clues! don't fact-check this.

answers to yesterday's flats, in order: FAULTIEST / ET TU ETUI FLATS, FLICKR / FRICK, OUTSMARTED / MUSTARD OREOS, RADAR / " ", POE / PEE PEE POO POO

FLATS FRIDAY: ONE

i'm trying flats now! mwahohohoho

flats rules: [link].

LETTER BANK LESS (9, *2 *2 *4 5)

I don't really remember

when this blog post came to be,

my memory’s the SETH, but hey!

hope you enjoy these THESE

PASTEOVER (*6)

My HALLE album has the tea

Of Sonic fans’ depravity.

See the pics and you can tell:

You ruined Sonic—what the HELL!

LETTER BANKLESS (10, 7 *5)

U.S.A.T. may have BESTED us

with their unheard-of clue,

but now I’m hooked on DEBTEES

*squirt and twist and lick* (uwu!)

PALINDROME DELETION (5)

Avant-garde stuff’s not on my THIEVES

But one song is giving me bliss.

I just unearthed a song by Cage

With almost five minutes of “THIS.”

LETTER BANK (*3, 3 3 3 3)

I’ve gone through this writer’s works,

And honestly, it’s all the same.

Would it kill that emo guy

To work in terms from shitpost fame?

Begone with gloom and “birds of yore”!

Here’s the theory I’ll assert:

I think that I’d like AUTHOR more

If he wrote stuff like “OH THAT HURT."

answers tomorrow!!

puzzle one hundred and two: happy year

here's a rejected new years puzzle i sent to the gray lady for the year we're living in. they rejected it mainly because the theme didn't seem that innovative. and also because eugene maleska didn't know what the fuck a macarena was.

puzzle one hundred and one: eugene t. maleska guest puzzle

thank you to the new york times monday puzzle (37-down) for initiating my second phase. everything is going according to plan.

monday. wednesday. flats friday. saturday. phase two. 

bwahahaha

puzzle one hundred: bob dole can eat my pant

we made it to 100 puzzles!!!!! that's like 10 but zero-er!