Friday, February 26, 2021

FLATS FRIDAY 3X2

flats be like:

B-TO-CH CHANGE (4, *5)
Happy BIRTHDAY to you,
Happy BIRTHDAY to you,
Happy BIRTHDAY dear CHIRTHDAY,
Happy BIRTHDAY to you!

UNEXPECTED PISSING (3, *2-*4)
This nursery rhyme bangs, it’s plays on a loop, see
There’s just no CLEAN PANTS that’s like “Little OOPSIE”

LETTER BANK (10, *8 5)
My gamer boyfriend’s immature
(I’m sorry, it’s a fact).
Though he had V-bucks, to be sure,
his V-card stayed intact.
But then we did *you know* in bed
(though, yes, I’ll say that we’re unwed).
I hoped he’d mellowed, but instead,
he did a DEED after we ED.

CENSORSHIP (4, 4)
I don't give a SHIT 'bout your utensil pack
I don't need a knife, spoon, or SHOOT for my snack

LETTER BANK (8, *7 6)
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