i'm back! did you miss me? (don't lie, you did)
SPOONERISM (*7, 2 4)
When me and my friends used to log onto YOUTUBE
(back when the service was still online),
Nintendo game downloads sans disc were our shit,
And we talked about motion controls all the time.
Even today, when we’re choosing our fits,
Our old gaming pastime affects what TO YOOB:
On Connor, a Mario tee looks pretty slick,
But these Kirby crocs make me look like a rube.
CURTAILMENT (9, 5 3)
Speedrun church? I have a TEST:
Lay TESTA, pray, and—boom! You’re blessed.
COVERING SELF IN OIL (*3, 2 4)
One day at a DRY game, I had to pass time.
So I thought I’d try for a serious crime
I snuck in the locker rooms, stole all their liquor—
They sent me to jail, but I got out SLICKER.
LETTER BANK (6, 5/5, 2 3 2 *6)
I A [sic] a viral B tweet
in which two opinions compete,
though some forums claim
they had bringed it to fame
typing "C!", though achieving no feat
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