puzzle one hundred and thirty seven: croods themeless

as you may know, i love themeless puzzles and that is why they are the only thing i post on this blog. this puzzle first started as an attempt to [add seven-paragraph-long essay about every entry that i managed to fit into this puzzle in a vague enough way that it doesn't spoil the puzzle but specifically enough that i can justify writing this blurb]. luckily i was able to [imply i'm a coding god]